WHAT MOST COLLEGE RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE
WHEN I SEE PARENTS USING CHILD LEASHES
OBSERVING FRESHMAN AT THE BAR
When I’m high and someone tries to talk to me about their problems
When your ex pops up in your facebook newsfeed
When I say I’m bored, and someone suggests I go to the gym
When you make plans to hang out with your friend, but then they bring someone else along
When I’m watching Titanic, and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go
If a guy breaks my best friend’s heart
